I put the me in awesome.

As of last night, I’m officially out of 7vs7: Spokane, and I cannot be more happy.

I have decided to give you a few numbers that were important during my time in the competition (they are actually not important, just pretend):

1: Number of bottles of wine I drank (yeah I thought I would drink more too)

7: Pounds I lost during the competition

1.4: Pounds I have gained since yesterday

8.5: Approximate amount of beverages I consumed last night in celebration.

20: Approximate amount of dollars I spent yesterday afternoon on apples and apple products (juice, chips, dried)

14: Number of oranges I have left (don’t worry, I will eat them)

100 or more: Approximate number of strands of hair that have fallen out since yesterday, thanks to lack of protein (I’m guessing)

3.75: Days I lasted!

91: Approximate number of hours I lasted!

and most importantly 0: Number of regrets I have for eating that yummy yummy cheesecake!

As Geneva put it: “We may have lost, but we have won. The people that are suffering for the next couple of days are the real losers.”

Anyway, GOOD LUCK PAUL! I’m off to a BBQ in less than an hour, where I will consume as much protein as possible!